Buy the Get Psyched! Book!
Dr. Latham believes every human and/or household pet has the potential to get psyched. There is a lot to be psyched about today. It's a great time in the world and a great time to be an American. The rest of the world truly admires us. And we should lead the way by constantly being 110% psyched. How is this possible? First and foremost you can follow Dr. Latham's:
7 Steps to Living a Better Life
Take the psychedness test now.
Secondly, you can raise your level of psychness by purchasing a Psych-odometer™.
What is a Psych-odometer™?
A Psych-odometer is an instrument developed by Dr. Latham that measures the level of psychness in any given area. Dr. Latham has broken the world record for psychness many times. (Right now it's set at 9.5 ohms.) Purchase your very own Psych-odometer today for only $29.99! Then start measuring your psychness level and maybe someday you will break the world record too!
The final way to achieve perfect psychedamization is to plug in Dr. Latham's:
True Psychness Formula
It is broken out as follows:
(your weight) ÷ (your height) x (your psych-odometer level) – (10²) + 4
= YOUR TRUE PSYCHNESS LEVEL!
If your level is anywhere below 500, you should contact Dr. Latham immediately for help.
Take the psychedness test now.
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